ChronoQuest: Who's Hello is it Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless historian who accidentally glitches their way into a malfunctioning time portal during a mundane lecture on ancient civilizations. As you leap from one historical moment to another, you encounter iconic figures—like Cleopatra trying to make a TikTok, Shakespeare struggling to remember his own line in a modern-day sitcom, and Einstein facing an existential crisis from a lecture on selfies. Your task is to unravel the mystery of why historical figures are losing their identities and restore the timeline—all while avoiding catchphrases and punchlines that might alter history itself. The choices you make will affect not only the fate of history but also the hilarity of your journey through time.