Step into the shoes of Tempus, a wise-cracking time-traveling bard stuck in a hilarious, chaotic dimension where timelines are mishandled and history is being rewritten with absurd twists. Players navigate through increasingly bizarre scenarios, meeting eccentric historical figures and altering events based on their dialogue choices. The fate of time rests in your hands as you unravel paradoxes, solve quirky puzzles, and gather temporal treasures, all the while dodging the representatives of Time Enforcement Agency (TEA) who are eager to restore order. Each choice you make not only affects the outcome of the story but could lead to completely ridiculous alternate timelines filled with humor and heart.