In this hilarious text-based adventure, you play as a bumbling local historian, accidentally thrust into a chaotic time-traveling quest across various eras after meddling with a cursed pocket watch. As you jump from the age of dinosaurs to distant futures, you'll encounter eccentric historical figures, absurdly comedic scenarios, and scrounge for clues to mend time as hilarity ensues. The choices you make will affect not just your timeline, but the very fabric of history itself. Can you navigate the wacky twists of time and return the universe to its normalcy, or will you create a reality where pizza is the currency?