ChronoHeist: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

You are a charismatic thief with a knack for the temporal arts. Tasked with pulling off the ultimate heist across various timelines, you must gather a ragtag team of historical figures—think Einstein, Cleopatra, and a rogue robotic vacuum—from their respective eras to help steal priceless artifacts before the time police catch up to you. Navigate through comedic and tense scenarios, make decisions that influence the time stream, and ensure your crew doesn't implode under the weight of their own eccentricity. Will your choices restore the timeline, or will you create an alternate reality where dinosaurs reign supreme?