Step into the shoes of Piper, a witty and resourceful time thief, in this interactive text-based game that takes players on a high-stakes heist across different eras. When a powerful time-manipulating artifact is stolen, Piper must assemble a quirky team of historical figures—like a rebellious Cleopatra, a hedgehog-loving Einstein, and a cyberpunk Joan of Arc—to traverse through time, avoid temporal anomalies, and capture the thief before history is rewritten. Make choices that alter the timeline, engage in hilarious dialogue, and solve puzzles that involve historical events twisting into absurd territories. Will you save the timeline or end up stuck in the wrong era forever?