You play as a snarky time-traveling historian who accidentally opens a portal to chaotic timelines filled with comical scenarios. Your goal is to navigate through a series of absurd events—like befriending a disco king in 1970s New York or engaging in a rap battle with a Shakespearean actor in the past—to fix the time distortions caused by your clumsy meddling. Each decision you make will impact how history unfolds, leading to multiple hilarious endings based on your choices. Can you restore the timeline while maintaining your wit in the face of ludicrous anachronisms?