In this humorous interactive text-based adventure, you play as a hapless time-traveling conspiracy theorist who accidentally triggers a catastrophic time loop while trying to prove every historical event is a cover-up. With each jump through time, you must navigate outlandish scenarios—from being mistaken for a medieval Jester at King Arthur's court to persuading ancient Romans that you are the true inventor of pizza. Your mission? Fix the timeline by unraveling the absurdity of history before you lose your sanity—and your lunch! Engage in witty banter with historical figures, solve ridiculous puzzles, and make choices that will determine the fate of reality itself. Will your quick quips save the day, or will history rewrite you as the ultimate buffoon?