In this interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a hapless time-warping slacker named Max, who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time machine in his cluttered basement. As Max, players must navigate a chaotic tapestry of history, from the age of dinosaurs to wild futuristic scenarios, writing their own destiny with every choice made. Armed with witticisms and a lack of foresight, Max must fix the time machine and set history right while simultaneously avoiding anachronistic catastrophes triggered by his own blunders. Players are challenged to make quick, humorous decisions that affect not only Max's fate but the very fabric of reality itself.