Chronodelinquents: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Chronodelinquents: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Time’s a bad joke, and I’m the punchline!

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In this interactive text-based game, you step into the chaotic shoes of a group of misfit delinquents who stumble upon an ancient time-travel device hidden beneath their notorious hangout spot. As you navigate through various epochs—ranging from the absurdity of the Renaissance to the spectacularly mundane 1990s mall culture—you must dodge disgruntled time police, manipulate historical figures for your benefit, and resolve absurd time paradoxes that could alter the course of history. Whether you're convincing Shakespeare to help you woo someone or bamboozling a Victorian detective into allowing a magic show, your choices shape the past, present, and hilariously convoluted future. Will you end up as legends, or simply be an amusing anecdote in the grand tapestry of time?