In a parallel universe where animals developed intelligence before humans, you play as a time-traveling critter named Zurp, who is on a mission to prevent the timeline from unraveling due to the actions of unhinged historical figures and their bizarre allies. Navigate witty dialogues with historical personalities, engage in absurd challenges, and solve riddles stacked on the shoulders of time itself to restore balance. Players choose paths that reveal diverse story strands, leading to multiple endings based on their mixed-up interactions across time.