In this comedic interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of Tessa, a rogue time-traveler who accidentally shatters time into bizarre alternate realities while trying to steal a legendary artifact. Each decision you make bleeds into a kaleidoscope of absurd timelines—from a universe where cats rule and dogs fetch coffee, to one where gravity is merely a suggestion. With a quirky cast of characters, including a wisecracking AI guide and a philosopher who only speaks in riddles, players must navigate through chaotic timelines to repair the damage while chasing down their own goofy nemesis, who just might be their future self. Will you restore the timeline, or embrace the wonderfully chaotic nature of your misadventures?