ChronoCrisis: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In a world where time travel has been commercialized, you play as a Time Broker who inadvertently causes a catastrophic temporal meltdown. Your job is to navigate through hysterically distorted timelines, negotiating with historical figures, resolving wacky temporal paradoxes, and ensuring the timeline doesn't collapse into chaos. As you hop through different eras—from dealing with a cranky caveman to attending a dinner party with futuristic aliens—you’ll need to make choices that impact both history and your enjoyment of overpriced coffee. Remember, every decision could lead to a new twist in the anachronistic events that unfold!