Embark on a wild, interactive text-based adventure where you, a time-hopping mediator, must navigate a chaotic multiverse to resolve absurd misunderstandings caused by time travel. Each chapter presents you with a new timeline where famous historical figures hilariously misunderstand modern idioms, leading to comedy-packed dilemmas. Use your time-bending skills to gather clues, influence conversations, and strategically guide characters to fix the timeline before it collapses into a festering mess of misplaced greetings and miscommunications.