In this wild and humorous interactive text-based adventure, you play as a time-traveling janitor accidentally caught in a temporal rift while cleaning up a government lab. Each choice you make sends you zipping through various historical eras where you must navigate bizarre scenarios and interact with historical figures—mostly against their will. Your ultimate goal is to fix the timeline before your weird mishaps lead to a catastrophic ChronoCrisis. Will you help Shakespeare pen his best play or prevent Napoleon from using a laser? The clock is ticking, and your mops and buckets might not be enough to save the day!