ChronoCrash: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In this time-twisting interactive text game, players assume the role of Chuck Tock, a hapless timekeeper whose job is to maintain the flow of time. After a catastrophic accident during a ritualistic tea party in the timeline, all temporal boundaries collapse, sending characters from different historical periods hurtling into the modern world. Navigate the outrageous scenarios created by historically confused figures, make choices that affect the timeline, and use comedic dialogue to interact with notorious personalities ranging from Cleopatra to a futuristic robot lawyer. Can you fix the timeline before history hilariously unravels forever?