In this hilarious interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of a disgraced former timekeeper, Chuck Tickerton, who accidentally releases a rift in time during a bureaucratic mishap. Players must navigate through a series of wacky timelines—from the dinosaur age to a dystopian future ruled by sentient coffee machines—while gathering a ragtag team of historical figures who have their own agendas. Your choices determine the fate of multiple timelines as you race against time to fix your mistake before time itself collapses. Expect outlandish humor, outrageous anachronisms, and quirky interactions with famous personalities from the past and future. Who knew time travel could be this messy?