Step into the misadventures of Ted, a hapless procrastinator who accidentally discovers a time travel device hidden in a dusty thrift shop. In this humorous text-based game, players navigate through multiple timelines, interact with quirky historical figures, and solve puzzles that span centuries. From the Renaissance to the future, each choice branches into unpredictable outcomes, leading to laugh-out-loud moments and outrageous scenarios. Will Ted manage to fix his chaotic timeline or get trapped in an alternate dimension where cats rule the world?