Step into the shoes of Tessa, a rebellious rogue timekeeper navigating a fractured timeline where historical events are being hilariously rewritten by rogue time travelers. Your choices will dictate the outcome of crucial moments in history, from the moment a dinosaur learns to ride a skateboard to the time figures lose their minds at a karaoke competition. Engage in witty dialogue and solve absurd puzzles to prevent the timeline from collapsing under the weight of bad decisions — all while battling the snarkiest AI overlord imaginable, who thinks they can better manage time than you. Immerse yourself in a world where every hour is happy hour, and every second is a chance for chaos!