ChronoConundrum: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, you play as a hapless time traveler named Poppy, who accidentally disrupts the timeline by greeting the wrong historical figure. Each wrong 'hello' sends you spiraling into alternate realities filled with absurd scenarios and unexpected encounters. Navigate through bizarre timelines, solve quirky puzzles, and collect risqué verbal artifacts as you try to piece together the fabric of time—armed only with your sharp wit and a penchant for terrible puns. Will you restore the timeline, or become a permanent resident of the realm of 'what could have been'?