In this interactive text-based game, players embark on a thrilling journey through time, where choices dictate the fate of historical figures caught in a bizarre loop. As a time-traveling detective with a unique ability to communicate with personalities from different eras, you must solve a series of increasingly absurd mysteries that challenge the very fabric of history. Each interaction could alter the timeline, leading to unexpected outcomes and comedic scenarios. Explore the quirky interplay between past and present, and navigate a web of eccentric characters from dragons in medieval times to confused celebrities of the future, all while trying to figure out: 'Who's hello is it anyway?'