ChronoConflict: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where time travel is commonplace, you play as a hapless rookie temporal agent tasked with resolving absurd and comedic conflicts stemming from historical misunderstandings. Your mission? To bring peace to a confused timeline where famous figures (like Shakespeare and Cleopatra) are inexplicably throwing brunch parties while the dinosaurs are still roaming the Earth. Navigate bizarre situations, swap hilarious dialogues, and make absurd choices that can either rectify history or make it even messier. Every decision you make ripples through time, leading to wildly unpredictable—or comically disastrous—outcomes.