ChronoCocktail: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In this hilariously twisted interactive text-based adventure, you play as a down-and-out mixologist named Ziggy. After accidentally concocting a mysterious cocktail with strange temporal properties, you find yourself thrust through various timelines and historical events. Your task is to gather unique ingredients from different epochs, all while solving zany puzzles and navigating absurd characters—from Shakespeare on a quest for a rare herb to a disco-loving dinosaur. Each decision you make not only influences the outcome of the story but also reshapes the very fabric of time. Can you craft the ultimate ChronoCocktail and return to your original timeline with your sanity (and your job) intact?