In this unique text-based adventure, players take on the role of a quirky mixologist named Trixie, who discovers a mysterious cocktail recipe that allows her to blend different timelines with every sip. Set in a whimsical speakeasy where historical figures from various eras gather to argue over who invented the cocktail, players must navigate hilarious interactions, solve absurd time-related puzzles, and witness outrageous alternate histories. Each choice alters the fabric of time, leading to side-splitting consequences and unpredictable outcomes. Can you mix the perfect drink to unite these icons and restore the timeline before the bar runs out of spirits?