Chronochums: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In this time-bending, laugh-out-loud interactive text adventure, you play as Alex, a self-proclaimed 'Chronochum', a temporal traveler accidentally caught in a whirlwind of alternate timelines. Each decision you make sends ripples through time, leading to bizarre and hysterical outcomes. Your journey takes you through noteworthy eras – from absurd caveman debates to future debates on what flavor the Moon should be. Your goal? To navigate these chaotic timelines and unravel a mystery that threatens the very fabric of reality, all while cracking jokes and dodging paradoxes. Are you quick enough to save the day or will you be another punchline in the cosmic joke?