ChronoChums: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where time travel is as casual as ordering a coffee, you play as a hapless Historian with an insatiable curiosity for everything bizarre. Your ChronoChum, a sentient time travel device, whisks you through various timelines, presenting absurd scenarios and outlandish characters. Your mission: to resolve hilarious temporal misunderstandings and prevent catastrophic 'whoopsie-daisies' across history's timeline – all while trying not to die at the hands of confused historical figures. With witty banter and quirky puzzles, each choice leads you to ludicrous outcomes that entirely reshape events in ways you wouldn't dream of. Will you help Shakespeare find his lost quill or convince Marie Antoinette that cake isn't for everyone?