Chronochums: Who's Hello Is It Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as Lenny, a time-traveling freelance greeting card writer who inadvertently gets caught in a bureaucratic battle among rival time factions. As you hop between different historical eras and alternate timelines, you’ll encounter odd characters, absurd situations, and hilariously convoluted scenarios that redefine the art of saying hello. Your decisions shape the future (and past) of greetings across time, generating outcomes that range from the ridiculous to the unimaginable. Your mission: craft the perfect greeting that transcends time itself, while navigating chaotic timelines and zany side quests. Who will you befriend? Which time will you save? And just how sarcastic can your greetings get?