Chronochum: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of an unassuming postal worker who discovers a mysterious parcel containing a chronochum—a device that allows its user to communicate across time zones—and potentially change the fabric of reality. Players must embark on a time-bending quest to deliver comical messages to historical figures while avoiding paradoxical mishaps and hilariously warped timelines. Each choice influences the outcome of the interactions, leading to multiple endings that reveal the absurdity of communication across time. Can you keep the message straight and avoid sending Cleopatra a pizza instead of a love letter?