ChronoChum: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Step into the whimsical world of 'ChronoChum,' where time loops and reality-bending shenanigans await! As the newly appointed Time Warden, you must navigate through various historical timelines, each riddled with absurd characters and unpredictable events. Your quest begins when the universal greeting gets tangled across eras — leaving everyone from Shakespeare to cavemen baffled by basic pleasantries! Engage with bizarre NPCs, solve hilarious conundrums, and make choices that twist the fabric of time itself. Can you restore the flow of greetings before eternal awkwardness ensues?