ChronoChum: Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

In a world where greetings dictate social hierarchies and time travel is just a side effect of absurdity, you play as a sarcastic time-traveling social mediator. Your task is to settle a massive dispute between different timelines where each version of a character insists their 'hello' is the superior one. Navigate through zany historical events, interact with historical and fictional figures, and use outrageous wordplay to charm or confuse your way into resolving conflicts. Choose whether to uphold the time stream or wreak delightful havoc in the name of social diplomacy in a multi-layered narrative filled with absurd humor and unexpected twists.