ChronoChum: Whose Hello is it Anyway?

Step into the mismatched shoes of Alex, a self-proclaimed 'Temporal Socialite' who accidentally stumbles upon a malfunctioning time machine at a thrift store. In this chaotic text-based adventure, players interact with whimsical characters from various historical periods, each sporting their own exaggerated personalities and bizarre problems. Navigate through time as a reluctant diplomat, making choices that end up hilariously backfiring while learning the true meaning of friendship (and timekeeping) along the way. Can you fix the timeline while keeping your wits and humor intact?