In 'Chronochum: Whose Hello, Anyway?', you play as an underappreciated time-traveling janitor named Felix who accidentally discovers a malfunctioning time portal in the basement of a local museum. Instead of escaping to a glorious adventure, Felix must navigate through various historically chaotic scenarios—ranging from causing a mix-up at a famous art heist to accidentally becoming the unwitting ruler of a medieval kingdom. Your choices dictate how Felix interacts with historical figures and attempts to fix the timeline without getting caught or erased. With a blend of humor, absurdity, and a unique twist on time travel, you'll find yourself in ludicrous situations with outcomes that diverge wildly based on your whims! Prepare for a wild ride where every decision could lead to delightful or disastrous consequences.