Step into the shoes of comedian Dax Tempus, who finds himself in a chaotic reality where time is splintering into bizarre fragments. In this comedic interactive text-based game, players navigate through different timelines, solving absurd mysteries and unsolvable puzzles while encountering eccentric historical figures, time-traveling celebrities, and even their past and future selves. Each choice could alter the course of time—will you create a paradox or save the timeline in the most hilarious way possible?