In this dramatic and comedic text-based game, you play as a bumbling yet endearing time-traveling historian who accidentally flits through different eras of human history. Your mission? To gather artifacts that were never meant to survive their time and return them before the timeline collapses. With each leap, you encounter iconic historical figures, other quirky time travelers, and mind-bending puzzles. Choices you make will affect not only your journey but also the ticking tapestry of time itself, leading to unexpected twists and uproarious outcomes. Will you restore timeline order or hilariously mess it up forever?