In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as Baxter, a down-on-his-luck timekeeper in a world where time itself has gone haywire. After a rogue time traveler disrupts the timeline, various historical figures, lost moments, and absurd time anomalies begin to spill into the present. Your mission is to navigate through chaotic scenarios, engage with whimsical characters from different eras, and fix the timeline — or embrace the madness. Every choice you make has consequences that ripple through time, unleashing even more hilarious chaos. Can you work your way to the core of the disaster and restore order, or will history become an unsolvable mess of contradictions?