Step into the shoes of Alex Tempus, a reluctant time-traveling janitor assigned to clean up the mess left by rogue time travelers. Each chapter plops you into a different historical period, from the age of dinosaurs to dystopian futures, where you must solve chaotic time paradoxes using witty banter, clever thinking, and questionable choices. Your decisions will affect not only the timeline but also create humorous consequences that can dramatically change the course of history—sometimes for the better, often for the absurd.