In a world where timelines twist and weave like a drunken spider on a sugar high, you play as Nowa, a rogue timekeeper who has accidentally created a rift in the very fabric of reality. Jump between bizarre versions of the past, present, and future, each more absurd than the last. Encounter infamous historical figures with wildly inaccurate personalities, challenge absurd mini-games to mend time, and make choices that will ripple across timelines. Can you bring coherence back to chaos, or will you create a timeline where pizza is a vegetable?