In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a hapless history teacher who accidentally activates a time-traveling watch that thrusts you into chaotic parallel timelines. Encounter historical figures with wild alternate realities—hop on a stage with Shakespeare's rock band, negotiate peace treaties with a disco-loving Abraham Lincoln, and dodge cavemen while providing them with 'modern' eyesight corrections. Your choices influence both past events and present repercussions, leading to comical outcomes as you try to restore the timeline before your history class becomes a temporal disaster.