ChronoCarnage: Whose Time is It Anyway?

In a world where time is a commodity that can be traded and manipulated, you play as the unassuming Time Merchant, Vex, who accidentally activates a stolen chronomancer's gauntlet. As time starts to unravel around you, you find yourself racing against paradoxical versions of yourself and absurdly funny foes from alternate timelines, each with their own comically twisted motivations. You must navigate bizarre historical scenarios, humorous misunderstandings, and existential crises while bartering with time itself to restore order before the fabric of reality is irrevocably altered. Will you embrace the chaos or be crushed under the weight of temporal responsibility?