Step into the shoes of an unapologetically sardonic time agent in this text-based adventure where timelines are twisted like a pretzel! Your mission? To unravel a chaotic mess of misplaced historical events caused by rogue time travelers who think they’re above the flow of time. Explore various periods, from dinosaur-infested landscapes to the neon glow of a retro-future, interact with famous figures, solve witty dialogues, and use your sharp sense of humor to negotiate peace between feuding timelines. Can you restore order before time itself collapses into a spaghetti of paradoxes?