ChronoCaper: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a snarky time-traveling thief who specializes in stealing absurdly valuable historical artifacts from alternate timelines. Navigate through wacky yet perilous situations as you encounter eccentric versions of historical figures like a Jazz Age Cleopatra or a punk-rock Plato. Make choices that affect the timeline and witness the ripple effects of your actions in this hilariously chaotic narrative. Will you keep the stolen relics for yourself, or will you try to return them to their rightful timelines, perhaps in a spectacularly botched fashion?