In a world where time is as unreliable as your uncle's stories at family gatherings, you play as an awkward time-traveling detective tasked with solving absurd mysteries across various epochs. You’ll navigate through ridiculous timelines, meet hilariously bizarre characters—from a Shakespearean playwright suffering from writer's block to a caveman looking for his lost pet rock—while piecing together clues and altering the course of history for the greater good (or your personal amusement). Your decisions will shape the chaos of time, with consequences that range from utterly ludicrous to tragically funny. Will you create a paradox, or will you simply be the greatest detective that never was?