ChronoCaper: Who's Time is It Anyway?

In this thrilling text-based adventure, you assume the role of a witty time thief who stumbles upon a chaotic time-travel device that disrupts the timeline, causing historical figures to pop up in the wrong eras. Your mission is to track down the stolen 'Time Hoppers' across various epochs, from ancient Egypt to the far future, solving clever puzzles and making choices that influence the timeline. Each decision will affect the world around you and the characters you meet, leading to multiple endings. Can you restore the timeline before it collapses into absurdity?