Chronobyte: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In a whirlwind of chaotic timelines and bizarre paradoxes, you control Chronobyte, a sarcastic AI timekeeper tasked with managing the erratic lives of historical figures whom you've accidentally trapped in your glitchy time machine. Your mission? Fix the timeline by guiding figures like Napoleon, Cleopatra, and Shakespeare through ridiculous challenges while dodging the consequences of meddling with history. Solve quirky puzzles and make absurd choices that reflect your disdain for time itself. Will you end up restoring history or creating a hilariously unpredictable new order?