ChronoBanter: The Satirical Time Heist

In a world where time travel is just another way to skip work, you play as Benji, an underachiever who stumbles upon a rogue time machine in a thrift shop. Tasked with retrieving absurdly misplaced historical artifacts from different eras, you'll encounter a host of eccentric characters, witty dialogue, and surreal situations. Navigate through hilarious dilemmas—like persuading a caveman to trade his spear for a pizza or helping Cleopatra open a modern-day art gallery. Your choices drive the story, affecting the timeline in unforeseen ways while challenging the absurdities of history itself.