In this interactive text-based game, you play as a witty time-traveling journalist, equipped with a peculiar, malfunctioning time device that allows you to leap through history's most ridiculous and dramatic events. Your goal? To uncover the truth behind historical mysteries while documentating bizarre moments that sound too absurd to be real. Navigate through pivotal moments in time, interviewing eccentric characters, avoiding paradoxes, and managing absurd situations that arise based on your choices. Each decision branches into a myriad of outcomes, dramatically reshaping history or making it even more ludicrous. Can you balance your journalistic integrity with the chaos of time travel, or will you become a footnote in a timeline you never meant to affect?