In this unique text-based adventure, you play as a disgraced time-traveling historian, tasked with restoring the fractured timeline caused by the infamous Time Gobbler, a mischievous entity that loves to mess with history. Each decision you make sends ripples through time, leading to wildly divergent outcomes that affect past, present, and future characters. Navigate through pivotal moments in history—like saving the Library of Alexandria or making a deal with a pint-sized Napoleon. Your choices will create chaotic time loops and unpredictable alliances, as you hilariously juggle historical figures who can't decide what's more confusing: their place in time or your bizarre antics. Can you save the timeline, or will you be forever known as the historian who made a bigger mess than a cat in a yarn factory?