In a world where time itself is a negotiable commodity, you play as a disgraced time-broker who accidentally breaks the most sacred law of temporal commerce: never mess with another person's timeline. As you're thrust into a chaotic series of historic events, from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to the rise of rock 'n roll, you'll interact with prominent figures, solve bizarre temporal puzzles, and make darkly funny choices that will affect the very fabric of history. Your decisions can create ripple effects, leading to hilariously absurd alternate realities or disastrous paradoxes. Can you set things right before time disintegrates into chaos forever?