In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, you play as a time-traveling historian named Max who accidentally triggers a malfunctioning time machine. Instead of jumping through pivotal moments in history with grace and intelligence, Max finds themselves bouncing through time with all the finesse of a potato. As they land in various absurd historical scenarios—ranging from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to the Renaissance, and even a future where socks are illegal—Max must engage with zany characters, solve bizarre dilemmas, and piece together clues to repair the time machine before time collapses entirely. Your choices matter as they lead to outrageous consequences and perhaps alternate timelines where things get really weird.