In this hilarious text-based adventure, players take on the role of Max Moments, a sarcastic time-traveling journalist who accidentally becomes the universe's most notorious time criminal. Utilizing quirky time-bending mechanics, Max must navigate a series of absurd and comedic timelines while interviewing historical figures, sabotaging shadowy time bureaucracies, and navigating the whims of the Time Council. Every choice impacts the timeline and the gravitational pull of the plot, creating zany consequences and side quests that alter Max's destiny. Can you bend time to your will and determine whose time it really is in this mixed-up space-time continuum?