Chrono-Crack: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

In a universe torn apart by fractured timelines, you play as Kai, a down-on-their-luck sighing hero who accidentally stumbles upon an ancient time crystal that can bend reality. Armed with only your wits and a dubious time-travel manual that gives hilariously incomplete instructions, you bounce between wildly different historical and fictional settings, from the Renaissance to a dystopian future ruled by sentient jelly beans. Your goal? Piece together fragmented timelines while navigating zany characters and ludicrous situations, all while trying to fix the mess you've created without losing your mind — or your lunch. Will you unite allies across time, challenge historical figures to ridiculous debates, or make enemies out of the most peculiar foes?